CHRIS BUCKTIN 'Moronic Elon Musk humiliated himself by thinking he could buy election'

took his billionaire antics to Green Bay, strapping on a cheesehead, playing the role of political kingmaker, and tossing around more than £16million like it was pocket change.

He even put on a show, acting like a moron on stage and handing out golf-tournament-sized cheques, all in a bid to get his man elected to Wisconsin’s Supreme Court.

But in yet , his candidate got crushed so badly that they called it a night before the local basketball game had even ended.

Turns out, Wisconsinites can - money may buy a goofy hat, but it won’t buy an election.

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The 'monster' under the bed

A Kansas babysitter trying to calm a child’s fears about a “monster” under the bed ended up finding something far scarier.

Barton County Sheriff’s Office told how as she bravely checked under the mattress but then came face-to-face with a man hiding underneath.

Things quickly escalated, leading to a scuffle that knocked both the babysitter and the child over before the intruder fled. No word yet on whether the child has been granted permanent “I told you so” rights.

World's longest tongue

Chanel Tapper, the California woman with a Guinness World Record-holding 3.8-inch tongue, is putting her talents to use . . . playing Jenga with it.

Exposing breasts in public made illegal

Idaho Governor Brad Little has signed a bill making it illegal to expose breasts in public - unless it’s for breastfeeding.

House Bill 270 expands the state’s indecent exposure law to include not just natural female breasts, but also surgically altered male chests, artificial breasts, and even, for some reason, breast-shaped toys.

Police chief's sick circus acts

North Bergen Police Chief Robert Farley is facing a lawsuit from five officers accusing him of turning the department into a circus of harassment, pranks, and outright crimes.

Allegations include spiking coffee with Viagra, setting off firecrackers under chairs, and defecating near colleagues' desks.

Farley, who became chief in February 2024, now faces accusations of retaliation, discrimination, and general unhinged behaviour.

Sister vs brother

State Representative LaVon Bracy Davis has announced her run for Florida’s Senate District 15 seat, setting up an unusual political battle.

Her entrance into the race now pits her against her own brother, former Senator Randolph Bracy. As if Floirida needs any more family feuds.